A woefully underreported story about CNN News Gettin' Jiggy With da Jive Talkin' has crossed my desk, and I am absolutely delighted.

Perhaps the next step would be to convince Puffy, Anthony Kiedis or Pink to step up to an anchor position.

Personally, I would make Pink the meteorologist, and do a tank girl style every 3 second camera cut to Pink in another outfit and hairstyle. Nobody cares about the weather anyway.