I wondered before: if I was a ninja, where would I get my news? I mean, sure I'm a geek and I read stuff like macintouch...but if I was a no-nonsense stealthy killing machine, where would I find out about new throwing star music and throwing star clothes?

Now I can just go to The Official Ninja Webpage and get all I need to know.

Note to venture capitalists: Take a hard look at this site, becasue when I get my fortune all sewn up I am definitely putting Ninja, Please into production.