I "found" a "non-commercial, daily Web zine" that claims to be über, but I saw no indication of vellious armor, an epic or any other choice gear.

How Not to Get a Job at Apple is kind of funny, I hope that it's not true that Apple only hires people who know employees, because besides being unethical it's also illegal (I think).

I like the format though. A one page essay or other thing per day, kind of like suck.

But not nearly as funny, unfortunately.